Ha-ha, very punny.
Ha-ha, very punny.

Ha-ha, very punny.

Taste Sensation that's Sweeping the Nation

  • My friend Richard: I still gotta figure out when we're hangin' out.
  • Me: Any time is fine by me.
  • Richard: Sweetness! :D
  • Me: Bitterness! Saltiness! Savoriness! Sourness!
  • Me: BOOM! That concludes all five major taste sensations detectable by the human tongue. :P
  • Me: I also don't like how they all start with an 's' except bitterness. There needs to be a word that means "bitter" but begins with an 's'.
  • Richard: ........................................................................................
  • Richard: stinginess
  • Me: Stingy is not a taste. XD
  • Richard: IT IS NOW!

My Day Summed Up in One Chatlog

  • My Friend Richard: So... YOU READY?!
  • Me: For...?
  • Richard: Everything.
  • Me: Everything but the kitchen sink.
  • Richard: No, that too.
  • Me: But it has dirty dishes in it... :(
  • Richard: WE'LL TAKE THOSE TOO!