The gang’s all here.

This is clearly not the Cave of Excalibur. 
Which means that I have been removed.
FOOLS!One cannot simply take me from my cave without first proving that they are worthy! 
For I am EXCALIBUR, the HOLY SWORD OF LEGEND.
My legend began in the twelfth century!
*STRIKES A POSE!* “Oh, isn’t he magnificent?”
And the cad who stole me from my cave did not even hear my glorious legend.
However, if the person steps forward now, I shall forgive their heinous theft! And I will possibly knock the list of 1,000 tasks down to a mere 900 tasks! But only because I am Excalibur, and I am merciful.
Now step forward, cad, and admit your wrongdoing!
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This is clearly not the Cave of Excalibur.

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Which means that I have been removed.

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FOOLS!


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One cannot simply take me from my cave without first proving that they are worthy!

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For I am EXCALIBUR, the HOLY SWORD OF LEGEND.


My legend began in the twelfth century!

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*STRIKES A POSE!* “Oh, isn’t he magnificent?”

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And the cad who stole me from my cave did not even hear my glorious legend.


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However, if the person steps forward now, I shall forgive their heinous theft! And I will possibly knock the list of 1,000 tasks down to a mere 900 tasks! But only because I am Excalibur, and I am merciful.


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Now step forward, cad, and admit your wrongdoing!

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Poor Excalibur...

whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:


Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]
that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.
whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:


Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]
that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.
whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:


Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]
that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.
whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:


Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]
that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.

whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:

Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy.
[x]

that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.