tastefullyoffensive:

Strawbooty [x]

Mmph. B|

tastefullyoffensive:

Strawbooty [x]

Mmph. B|

xlinop:

I’ve been tagged! For handwritting or something by none other than that rascal red-mage-ookami!
1) Name
2) URL
3) Blog title
4) Caps lock something!
5) Favorite band
6) Favorite Number
7) Favorite Drink
8) Tag: stuckinthetimewar, healyhq, ejaysaurus, schtivantheterrible, halfhauntings, captain-jackdaniels, polyamaura, michiberryx3


I’ve been tagged! By the lovely and sometimes shirtless blogger, xlinop!
1) Name
2) URL
3) Blog title
4) Caps lock something!
5) Favorite band
6) Favorite Number
7) Favorite Drink
8) Tag. (I decided not to do this part.)
xlinop:

I’ve been tagged! For handwritting or something by none other than that rascal red-mage-ookami!
1) Name
2) URL
3) Blog title
4) Caps lock something!
5) Favorite band
6) Favorite Number
7) Favorite Drink
8) Tag: stuckinthetimewar, healyhq, ejaysaurus, schtivantheterrible, halfhauntings, captain-jackdaniels, polyamaura, michiberryx3


I’ve been tagged! By the lovely and sometimes shirtless blogger, xlinop!
1) Name
2) URL
3) Blog title
4) Caps lock something!
5) Favorite band
6) Favorite Number
7) Favorite Drink
8) Tag. (I decided not to do this part.)
xlinop:

I’ve been tagged! For handwritting or something by none other than that rascal red-mage-ookami!
1) Name
2) URL
3) Blog title
4) Caps lock something!
5) Favorite band
6) Favorite Number
7) Favorite Drink
8) Tag: stuckinthetimewar, healyhq, ejaysaurus, schtivantheterrible, halfhauntings, captain-jackdaniels, polyamaura, michiberryx3


I’ve been tagged! By the lovely and sometimes shirtless blogger, xlinop!
1) Name
2) URL
3) Blog title
4) Caps lock something!
5) Favorite band
6) Favorite Number
7) Favorite Drink
8) Tag. (I decided not to do this part.)

xlinop:

I’ve been tagged! For handwritting or something by none other than that rascal red-mage-ookami!

1) Name

2) URL

3) Blog title

4) Caps lock something!

5) Favorite band

6) Favorite Number

7) Favorite Drink

8) Tag: stuckinthetimewar, healyhq, ejaysaurus, schtivantheterrible, halfhauntings, captain-jackdaniels, polyamaura, michiberryx3

My Awful Handwriting

I’ve been tagged! By the lovely and sometimes shirtless blogger, xlinop!

1) Name

2) URL

3) Blog title

4) Caps lock something!

5) Favorite band

6) Favorite Number

7) Favorite Drink

8) Tag. (I decided not to do this part.)

The gang’s all here.

This is clearly not the Cave of Excalibur. 
Which means that I have been removed.
FOOLS!One cannot simply take me from my cave without first proving that they are worthy! 
For I am EXCALIBUR, the HOLY SWORD OF LEGEND.
My legend began in the twelfth century!
*STRIKES A POSE!* “Oh, isn’t he magnificent?”
And the cad who stole me from my cave did not even hear my glorious legend.
However, if the person steps forward now, I shall forgive their heinous theft! And I will possibly knock the list of 1,000 tasks down to a mere 900 tasks! But only because I am Excalibur, and I am merciful.
Now step forward, cad, and admit your wrongdoing!
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This is clearly not the Cave of Excalibur.

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Which means that I have been removed.

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FOOLS!


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One cannot simply take me from my cave without first proving that they are worthy!

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For I am EXCALIBUR, the HOLY SWORD OF LEGEND.


My legend began in the twelfth century!

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*STRIKES A POSE!* “Oh, isn’t he magnificent?”

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And the cad who stole me from my cave did not even hear my glorious legend.


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However, if the person steps forward now, I shall forgive their heinous theft! And I will possibly knock the list of 1,000 tasks down to a mere 900 tasks! But only because I am Excalibur, and I am merciful.


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Now step forward, cad, and admit your wrongdoing!

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Poor Excalibur...

whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:


Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]
that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.
whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:


Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]
that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.
whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:


Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]
that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.
whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:


Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]
that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.

whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:

Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy.
[x]

that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.