epic-vines:

How we fight tall people

Vine by: Rudy Mancuso

heyfunniest:

How to grow a man beard.
heyfunniest:

How to grow a man beard.
heyfunniest:

How to grow a man beard.
heyfunniest:

How to grow a man beard.
heyfunniest:

How to grow a man beard.
heyfunniest:

How to grow a man beard.
heyfunniest:

How to grow a man beard.

heyfunniest:

How to grow a man beard.

radcoolswag:

fvesauce:

sushinfood:

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG

BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG

REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT

podiumtoast:

fanofpizzaandthedoctor:

head on over to http://awkwardzombie.com/ to find the website of your DREAMS

FLAWLESS

Gotta love CAPCOM’s old localization creating conflicts in official canon. Hahaha!

disgus-ting:

My class pretended to play dead my teacher flipped here is video evidence

I had a dream something like this happened once. Only the students didn’t get back up. o.o

Hilarious video, by the way. :)

shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

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And that was the first time I saw a penis

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya?

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya?

thefortunatemuslim:

I am laughing so hard right now.

Oh, God, I can’t stop laughing! XD
thefortunatemuslim:

I am laughing so hard right now.

Oh, God, I can’t stop laughing! XD
thefortunatemuslim:

I am laughing so hard right now.

Oh, God, I can’t stop laughing! XD
thefortunatemuslim:

I am laughing so hard right now.

Oh, God, I can’t stop laughing! XD
thefortunatemuslim:

I am laughing so hard right now.

Oh, God, I can’t stop laughing! XD
thefortunatemuslim:

I am laughing so hard right now.

Oh, God, I can’t stop laughing! XD
thefortunatemuslim:

I am laughing so hard right now.

Oh, God, I can’t stop laughing! XD
thefortunatemuslim:

I am laughing so hard right now.

Oh, God, I can’t stop laughing! XD
thefortunatemuslim:

I am laughing so hard right now.

Oh, God, I can’t stop laughing! XD
thefortunatemuslim:

I am laughing so hard right now.

Oh, God, I can’t stop laughing! XD

thefortunatemuslim:

I am laughing so hard right now.

Oh, God, I can’t stop laughing! XD

The best (cruellest) wake up pranks, all in one video.

forlackofabettercomic:

Remember kids, you should always be the hero character in the video game that is your life!

And probably not the shopkeeper NPC, like me.

artifedex:

Putting this here because it’s the best ok

Decided to browse Tumblr today to lift my mood.

Tumblr did not disappoint.

Thank you, Tumblr.

A message from Anonymous
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This is clearly not the Cave of Excalibur. 
Which means that I have been removed.
FOOLS!One cannot simply take me from my cave without first proving that they are worthy! 
For I am EXCALIBUR, the HOLY SWORD OF LEGEND.
My legend began in the twelfth century!
*STRIKES A POSE!* “Oh, isn’t he magnificent?”
And the cad who stole me from my cave did not even hear my glorious legend.
However, if the person steps forward now, I shall forgive their heinous theft! And I will possibly knock the list of 1,000 tasks down to a mere 900 tasks! But only because I am Excalibur, and I am merciful.
Now step forward, cad, and admit your wrongdoing!
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This is clearly not the Cave of Excalibur.

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Which means that I have been removed.

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FOOLS!


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One cannot simply take me from my cave without first proving that they are worthy!

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For I am EXCALIBUR, the HOLY SWORD OF LEGEND.


My legend began in the twelfth century!

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*STRIKES A POSE!* “Oh, isn’t he magnificent?”

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And the cad who stole me from my cave did not even hear my glorious legend.


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However, if the person steps forward now, I shall forgive their heinous theft! And I will possibly knock the list of 1,000 tasks down to a mere 900 tasks! But only because I am Excalibur, and I am merciful.


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Now step forward, cad, and admit your wrongdoing!

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Poor Excalibur...