Poké-Puns are Fun
- My Friend Richard: So, Robert! You hear about the new pokemon?
- Robert (Me): Yeah, they look ABSOL-lutely amazing!
- Richard: Ugh, but all those nostalgiaf**s ruin it for us, making the whole fanbase look GHASTLY.
- Robert: I know, right? I wish those fans weren't so LOUDRED about everything new. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's TRUBBISH.
- Richard: Yeah... but unfortunately those people will never stop complaining. I think it's ODDISH, I mean, if you don't like new pokemon, don't look at 'em. It's not like you have to play the new games.
- Robert: "OH! THEY'VE RUINED MY PRECIOUS MEWTWO!" No. They didn't. They gave him an alternate form that you don't have to use, ever. Shiz like that is ONIX-ceptible.
- Richard: Yeah! SAWK it to 'em!
- Robert: Maybe we should stop, these puns are getting a tad FARFETCH'D.
- Richard: Eh, AUDINO, I don't mind keepin' 'em up.
- Robert: *PSYDUCK* Fine. Hmm...
- Richard: Wait... what?
- Robert: You broke the pattern! What was that about?
- Richard: How do you 'sigh' a pokemon...?
- Robert: Oh... Not sure. Is it important?
- Richard: Nah, not really. I was just like "Why?"
- Robert: WYNAUT?
- Robert and Richard: WOOOOOOOOOBBBUUUUUUUFFET!!
